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I had just passed a Laotian wedding party – held in the cordoned part of a side-street that evening: tarpaulin, tables of food and drink and smiling, seated guests, others dancing merrily to the band beside a stack of huge speakers, been offered a glass of beer-lao by a guest and then 100 meters later a young girl running; her agonized shrieking alarming.

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Mekong River – my room with view, Savannakhet

Next second I knew why she was so hysterical. Accident; just happened. Shit. Us first on the scene – more people running towards the carnage now. Two bloody bodies collapsed on motorbike; the front of this small truck massively punched in and windscreen scattered – fallen out in a collective web. Front passenger sitting, staring into space – not moving like attempting to flush out this bad dream, blood streaming down his serious, statue face. On the road below neither men wear helmets; one is fucked and the other is dead.

Reality is suspended in movie surrealism; a frantic, tortured hush of blood and impending death. In these seconds I am helpless – I don’t want to move the injured; surely his back’s broken; I can’t speak Lao; wish I was a doctor – as others  arrive. More people gather shocked, stunned, others frantic in action as Lao men lift the bloody bodies onto the back of the truck and then someone gets into the passenger seat and proceeds to drive towards hospital … as I wander away into the quieter, calmer night, stunned, as thoughts on the philosophy of life and death tease me.  

Just months ago during my hazardous journeys across West Africa on the back of taxi-motorbikes for hours traveling terrible rural or jungle trails – across Togo, Guinea and Sierra Leone – I had wondered when this would happen to me? There’d been so much great accident potential: the near-miss trucks; skidding on steep rocky paths; sliding into mud bogs; nearly-hitting livestock and people; and the constant danger of being humped-off the back of the bouncing bike …

So the sombre walk back to my Mekong River-view guesthouse got me thinking … Where is the luck to avoiding death? What is the logic that determines when one is to be consumed by death? And God tell me, when is it my turn, to die? 

 along a market street, Freetown – Sierra Leone, 2007

I was on an early morning bus – that departed 2 hours late so we got caught up in the market rush of this main street, as the music of Lucy Dube played on the bus stereo.

NOTE: this rant is only one brief moment of the journey and doesn’t reflect my feelings towards Senegal, Africa, etc, but rather to show that not everyday on the road is great – sometimes things go wrong and also to show my own personal madness and being the honest egg that I am I have included it here …

Here I am enjoying yet again the ambience of another grotty, overpriced hotel room bombarded by traffic from the front and bleeping goats from the back. Non-stop is the noise. Scooters, trucks, taxi, all battered and some really banged up and most bleeching smoke and horns. The clip clop of donkey carts the only soothing sound amid this miracle of noise and smoke.

On a main road; and if I was not here then it’s just mud and puddle, trash and stench and broken sewers, swarms of demented flies and street junk amid people that claims to be the route typical of this town. The place is a fuckin’ mess – like so much of the modern urban world. My guidebook says it’s worth a couple to days to soak up the urban charm – like fuck, more like inhale the hell of filth and hopelessness; having seen a huge chunk of the world I can said that is just another shit-hole equal in elegance to any fucked mess in India or Africa or elsewhere.

Unlike other towns in Senegal - like the mega-friendly holy city of Touba - here the people barely notice you: the lone white face; they seem happy to sleep or sit by the side of the road bored as fuck, watching another day pass.

I mean, as I entered the town I saw a completely naked black man standing in the street with a large limp penis and nobody even looked at him !!! – so what chance do I stand? I swear: I felt black, anonymous. I wonder would nakedness have worked for me? Maybe if I was juggling an elephant – maybe 7 elephants, then all eyes would’ve said - Hi white man. 

I chose this cheap hotel cos there was little choice … and at $17 you could do worse – like last night – but here the prices are largely for doubles and thus as I travel solo I could travel cheaper as two: anyone care to join me in a tour of West Africa’s worse hotels? I didn’t think so; so long, MRP, ya sucker.

The bottom line is this: French West Africa is overpriced, uses a currency called the CFA, supported by France, that makes the country for a backpacker often close to European prices at mucher lower standards …

This $20 room here will cost you $5 – 7 in SE Asia; and it will have a fan – it’s hot and humid, a very simple bathroom attached, maybe … or usually a shared squat bog where the other guests are so lazy as not to flush it but leave turds for the next to disperse. Off course, constant noise is included in the price. And for sure – mosquitoes and flies past as the local wildlife (but one look out the window at the traffic will verify much more wild-life as scooters zip and weave endlessly and if your wondering why I’m not describing the scenes outside it’s cos I’ve chained and padlocked the balcony doors close as they don’t lock and the “closed” door now offers a little noise reduction; otherwise you could swear I’m sleeping on the street). Often the water stops when you most want a shower – luckily a bucket of water can be found by the management. So far in Senegal there have been no power outages …

Coming from orderly and clean (sometimes dirty-air) Seoul – Korea recently, it had taken a while to get used to urban Africa again, and I’d forgotten how smelly, wretched and filthy African urban centers can be – mostly the sprawling chaotic suburbs but Mauritania takes all the awards including highest rubbish mounds in streets and more wrecked cars than street lamps awards … But don’t get me wrong: I love Africa.

This is my third time here, and remember I come from New Zealand and so the crap that I spew here now about the state around me is the truth of this small moment: the price I pay to travel, to get local, to see and experience urban Africa as it really is; besides I can’t afford $50 – 100 rooms to lock myself away. This is it; take it, inhale deeply, glad to be here! Will you join me?

Hours later, after a siesta & a meal in a fly-blown bar – fuckers on my face, in my beer – with kitsch painted pics of hip boys and hot chicks, of tribal bare-breasts in jungle and a true African hunting his dinner, I ate chicken shwarma that has now forced itself out prematurely … another rush to the loo and hell, this one tasted so good, well, obviously not that great, that I ate another for dinner at the same place, and had a few of beers.

I get home to this room along the dusty, dirty, hectic streets and a few people finally notice that I’m juggling elephants and say, Hi white man. Bonjour, Cava?

Inside my festering suite I undress before the sweats hit in and enter the bathroom to slip savagely on the floor coming cracking down on elbow and ribs and think fuck, I’m okay, what a fall, ouch; lucky I’ve had a few beers to ease the fall. The fall in a puddle without drain; the room a humid, relentless squeal and shit I think maybe it would been best to stay longer at the bar … the hooker in the wheelchair was cute - and she waved to me: will you join me?

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PS: One week later: Have to say that Senegal has been really great but that my ribs still hurt from the fall to the floor and yes, the electricity went down that night I wrote, with a massive thunderstorm – but anyway I’m now staying in a nice hotel – very nice for $30, to use their in-room internet to upload this story, to have A/C, a real bathroom with hot water and towels!, a good bed and much needed sleep. But mostly I’ve waited out the weekend here in Ziguinchor cos the fuckin’ ATM ate my Visa card yesterday morning and I have to wait til Monday to see if I can retrieve it …

The ups and downs of travel are endless fun … the perfect honeymoon: will you join me?

Lack of sun, the wind, the grey skies are confusing my logic & lowering my libido – this not the Cambodia I know as a cold – if true-cold is possible – snap here has hovered over Phnom Penh this past week and while I know it’s the ‘coldest’ month of the year and that there’s no possibility of sweating I wish I was hot.

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Room with a view, living on the Lakeside for 5 months, making art, Phnom Pehn, 2005

But not that I’m cold – except sleeping now, with the fan off and I’m actually under a sheet to cover my otherwise nakedness here in a city where – taxi-girls – working women are by far the best blankets, where the pizzas are HAPPY – laced with marijuana, where bar cocktails include viagra and red bull, where westerners get cheap heroin & nazi-speed addictions, where increasingly old western men lust on young local babes, where secret bars offer blow-jobs as you drink, where people get shot in nightclubs by local kids of the rich elite, where motorcycles and the quiet chaos whizz around everywhere – here, where rampant corruption and poverty and real smiles are the everyday: Welcome to Phnom Penh – CAMBODIA.

I could live here – for reasons well beyond those listed above but those factors are certainly a deep-consideration to stay here longer – forever – and get completely fucked-up … but then again I tend to get bored – of everything – and restless easily and so I suppose more travel is awaiting me next year …

The smell makes me sick … and if YOU’re here, you’d probably puke.

This aroma isn’t just that sweet, sickly street stench of rubbish and car exhaust left festering under a day of Rio’s baking sun and constant humidity but something still alive, well, sort of … it comes from the broken-line of street sleepers crashed on the pavement a few feet from my hotel entrance …

In particular there’s an old white guy, gray-haired, skinny-sick, with a black-blood-bandaged-leg of rotten pus stench – FUCKIN’ WATCH OUT – pull ya throat in fast; am passing on fried chicken for a week; would rather eat shit than approach this guy again.

Like so many societies gripped by severe contrast, Rio’s beauty is often thwarted by its share of the planet’s serious social issues …

Was wanting to sleep but had a hot arse too close to my face  … she sleeps as the traffic rakes the street downstairs as I lust over this bottle-blond’s varnished nails, her lightly tanned neck and wrists chained in gold – maybe I’m not her first customer … maybe it’s not love, afterall.

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I can remember – bits, anyway, of last night; she sucks so well – but not her name. Half a dozen beers, a bottle of red and half a litre of whisky and not even a headache now – yeah, age has blessed me with a tolerance to alcohol: getting old’s fun.

I’m 36 soon. An old cunt (or maybe, just a cunt). In a recent e-mail Mum asked me how I intended to celebrate my birthday and I had to reply nothing different: Drunk and in bed with a babe (it’s not my birthday for 2 weeks but I thought I get in shape for the event …).

Been doing a lot of soul searching these last few days. You know, age and getting old and what’s my life about shit. 

Thought it time for a change … Surprise. I’ve found Jesus – thought I read the bible this evening – yeah right; or maybe I’ll marry this bleeding blond – intense fucking bought her period on prematurely – beside me. Wrong again TV game-show losers, not you, my friends, but the glamour-hungry wankers on TV which I have with the sound down; yeah, I’ve finally found the meaning to life: to CONTINUE.

With that insight clarified I drink another beer on this fine non-stop afternoon… and solemnly swear, to continue to be a toxic prick addicted to sex, stimulants and wandering. MUM: a thought: maybe you should censor this for the grandparents: I feel it may get …

Check the flesh. Today -  “I shot the sun … “  yeah, right. Actually I’m hallucinating. BUT I believe I’ve been in Buenos Aires a month and have been a total slut (Do sluts pay for sex? Cos I’ve been cashing in the pesos rapidly in hope of getting automatic entry to heaven, you know, my charitable, selfless work supporting women internationally … )

Ahh, yeah … Actually all the chicks I’ve been with here have been pros. And all of them have been very loving … I remember her name now, cos she’s just left at 4.13 pm. Shayla, a some-what Arabic name. She wants to ring me … PLEASE, yeah, habitacion viente-ocho (Room 28). Before she left, like the other ladies, she cleaned my room: ashtray emptied, condoms disposed from the floor, even, folding my clothes. A very inclusive service – indeed (house keeper and lover). 

I met the last lady in the same club as Shayla, she’s an exotic dancer for it’s an Arabic / Greek-theme night – sex, not disco – club. The other woman, Angelina, has left yesterday for her native Brazil and wanted to take me with her … tempted but probably would’ve been disasterous (reading my past serious relationships with loving but crazy pros: RE: Erica, Indonesia.). Both ladies are bottle-blondes with dark eyes (and shaven pubes) as was the one before these two.

I’m seeing a trend here … I usually adore dark skin and dark hair … but all the woman here are white and of Spanish or largely Italian origin. In fact BsAs is the whitest place on earth: I’ve counted four blacks, 2 dozen indigenous brown Andeans and a million whites in a month in this city of 11 million. Surely, the least colored city in the world (in the large downtown districts, anyway). 

Last week I tried to get it together by leaping from a small plane. SKY-DIVING. Tumbling, falling -and freaking, yeah, floating fast at 210km/hour for 5000 feet … parachuting the last 5000 to land fuckin’ ecstatic. Wonderful hit, but it didn’t last long. I believe I’ll take the slow, emphasis slow, ferry across the River Plate to Montevideo, Uruguay – soon, another country to kick my latest mind-less addiction.

Must leave Buenos Aires, where the prettiest – white – woman in the world reside (forget my raving about Santiago de Chile some months ago; BsAs is it. Immaculate bodies and supermodel looks – pity I land all the fat chicks – not really, anyway, Latino women are the true goddesses). Heaven help me in Rio; God save me in Colombia … (where life’s, and the powder’s too cheap and the girls too easy). Ahh, fuck it: life’s to be explored …

Went to a football – soccer – match in a huge stadium of manic supporters: I have the Latino fever; the passion.

At 36 I’ve resolved to go all out … Breasts or bust … Having not slept for days (or is that, daze) you can dismiss this ramble as shit; maybe, one day, I’ll grow up.

My 36th birthday resolution: NEVER SURRENDER (or not for another year, at least).

Love flowers & &&, &, something real sexy – MRP

PS: Maybe I should write a book titled: ‘How to Impress Whores, DESPITE Having a Beer Gut’  

PEDALLING FAST – but not fast enough. Racing from the opposite direction of this unmarshalled intersection come waves of scooters and cyclists, chaos sweeping around me as I slow, swerve, sandals scraping asphalt. Phew! Another accident averted.

Despite the odd traffic scare, for a couple of dollars a day, hiring a bicycle is good way to see the sights of Hanoi, Vietnam’s capital.

Carry a map and orientation is easy: Hanoi is flat and compact and the streets follow a grid, with the Red River flowing through the eastern side of the city. Elegant French-colonial architecture, grassy parks, pagodas and lakes make good landmarks.

According to legend Hanoi’s origins date from 1010 AD, when Prince Ly Thai To, from his boat on the river, saw the auspicious sign of a golden dragon preparing for flight and decided this was the site for his capital. The placement of the royal city and all development of Hanoi was determined by geomancy, the Chinese divining science. Over subsequent centuries palaces, temples, esplanades, artificial hills and man-made lakes were built, but later, during the French-era of 1883 – 1954, much of Hanoi was razed and westernised.

Hanoi’s charm is its tree-lined boulevards of faded French villas and grand government buildings, which surround the lakes and pagodas of past Vietnamese dynasties.

Marooned in the middle of ‘The Lake of the Restored Sword’ is an island pagoda built to commemorate a semi-historical legend. It’s said that a golden tortoise snatched a magical sword from the 15th-century warrior Emperor Le Loi – which he’d used to defeat the Chinese, to then disappear back into the lake, returning the weapon to the gods.

Seated in the park surrounding this legendary lake, I’m oblivious to the hum and swirl of Hanoi. It’s a great place to relax; best around dusk. From a street-vendor I purchase a bowl of pho: shredded chicken, bean sprouts, parsley and noodles in a clear, spicy soup. Delicious! While swigging beer, I watch a family of five picnic upon the grass, two young lovers coo and kiss, old men drawing long on their cigarettes as last light fades from the island pagoda.

Activity in the Old Quarter of Hanoi makes every day seem like market day. Men in Vietcong helmets weave their Cyclos (cycle-rickshaws) past pavements congested by parked scooters and women vendors wearing traditional conical hats, hawking fruit and vege or a few cigarettes. Others have set up small street kitchens consisting of gas burners and woks, frying something resembling shrimp, egg and veg pancakes (they taste great!). Shops are boxed side by side, some little more than a wall of stacked cans and cartons, selling everything from washing powder to Milo to biscuits and cheap Chinese beer. Grouped beneath shady trees there are chairs and mirrors and barbers offering me short-back-and-sides.

Meantime in the mainstreet the traffic rushes towards modernity.

Cautiously, I pedal into a fast-flowing avenue, passing the old citadel and the Army Museum to reach a quiet street where hundreds of bicycles stand in racks. Within walking distance are many of Hanoi’s main sights, including Vietnam’s most revered monument: Ho Chi Minh’s Mausoleum. (Ho Chi Minh was the leader responsible for defeating the French and challenging the Americans, dieing in 1969, before final victory.)

Ho Chi Minh’s tomb is grey, marble-clad, Soviet-styled. I’m part of a procession who pass soldiers in white uniforms, red trim on their pants, jackets, caps, white gloves clutching AK-47’s, bayonets fixed. The interior is stark and silent. Shiny marble corridors with sentries every 5 metres. Four guards stand rigid – like stern-faced statues at each corner of the glass coffin where “Uncle Ho’s” embalmed body lies in eerie light: wrinkled, waxy-pink face with a whiskery chin.

Nearby, the Ho Chi Minh Museum, opened on 19 May 1990, commemorates the centenary of his birth. It offers everything from simple exhibits of Ho’s personal items to a colossal statue of the man to high-tech movie imagery and avant-guard displays of war and Socialist revolution.

Of Hanoi’s many temples the One Pillar Pagoda, a wooden structure sitting on a pillar amid a lily pond, is probably the city’s most famous. Built during the 11th century but destroyed by the French in 1954, to be rebuilt a year later, this shrine was constructed by Emperor Ly Thai Tong to celebrate a dream in which a goddess granted him a son. Subsequently, he married a peasant girl who bore him a male heir.

Today the One Pillar Pagoda remains a place of pilgrimage for childless couples.

Another Vietnamese tradition is that of water puppetry. It dates back to the 12th century. I watch a performance by the Thang Long Water Puppet Troupe. It’s strange; magical. Staged in a theatre with a pool, with a backdrop of cottages and pagodas and palm trees, puppets – grinning peasants, singing fairies, smoking dragons, flying ducks – glide along the water to the sound of music and banging of drums, to explosions of smoke and colour.

The great Chinese philosopher Confucius, goatee beard and golden crown, gazes serenely from his throne amid the Van Mieu, the Temple of Literature. This is the cultural heart of Hanoi. Built in 1070 AD as a dedication to Confucius, six years later it became Vietnam’s first university.

Within the temple’s enclosure of ponds and pavilions, shaded by banyan and frangipani trees, there stand rows of steles on stone tortoises, recording the names of scholars who were successful in exams between the years 1484 – 1780. These honours were erected in recognition of the scholars, but also to encourage others in learning.

Two days of touring Hanoi by bike leads me to believe that I’ve mastered the art of cycle-survival. But this isn’t so.

Passing the railway station I notice a policeman whistling, shouting in my direction. I assume he’s harassing a local and continue pedalling. Suddenly pain in my arm. Cop’s ran after me; whacked me hard. In heated Vietnamese he indicates: I’m riding the wrong way down a one-way street.

Hanoi is a relaxed, friendly, fascinating city. Yet I’ve second thoughts on touring by a clunky, old Chinese bike. Over the following days I sit back and let someone else pedal, cruising the city of lakes, legends and pagodas in the safety and comfort of a cyclo.

[ travel article published 1997 & 98 / travels 1994 ]